Real History

According to my pal Gabby:

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5769.

According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4706.

This means that the Jews went without Chinese food for 1,063 years.

This period was known as the Dark Ages.

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Some people really know their history.
Happy New Year, to those who celebrate it, or eat Chinese food.

ps.: Still no real post yet, but a little humor can't hurt in the meantime.