Oh, for crying out loud!
What is the difference between this?
The monolith from the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey
and this
The monolith from the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey
and this
A giant stick of butter that fell off of my spatula (don't ask) and now is wedged between my refrigerator and the stove?
And I can't reach it?!
***
I am looking at this freaking miniature monolith of butter back there and all I can do is laugh and picture myself as a Stanley Kubrick monkey getting all pissed off and throwing a bone in the sky.

Boy, I wish I could reach that butter. And it's Plugra too. Damn, that sh*t's expensive.
Does this mean I'm going to evolve into the Star-Child soon? Because maybe then I'll figure out how to get the butter. *sigh*
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ps.: Just so you know, this wasn't the post I had intended to write, but I'm very distracted and certainly not very evolved right now.
The monolith from the beginning of 2001: A Space Odysseyand this
The monolith from the end of 2001: A Space Odysseyand this
A giant stick of butter that fell off of my spatula (don't ask) and now is wedged between my refrigerator and the stove?And I can't reach it?!
***
I am looking at this freaking miniature monolith of butter back there and all I can do is laugh and picture myself as a Stanley Kubrick monkey getting all pissed off and throwing a bone in the sky.

Boy, I wish I could reach that butter. And it's Plugra too. Damn, that sh*t's expensive.
Does this mean I'm going to evolve into the Star-Child soon? Because maybe then I'll figure out how to get the butter. *sigh*
***
ps.: Just so you know, this wasn't the post I had intended to write, but I'm very distracted and certainly not very evolved right now.
