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Showing posts with label butter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label butter. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2009

Oh, for crying out loud!

What is the difference between this?

The monolith from the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey

and this

The monolith from the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey

and this

A giant stick of butter that fell off of my spatula (don't ask) and now is wedged between my refrigerator and the stove?

And I can't reach it?!

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I am looking at this freaking miniature monolith of butter back there and all I can do is laugh and picture myself as a Stanley Kubrick monkey getting all pissed off and throwing a bone in the sky.


Boy, I wish I could reach that butter. And it's Plugra too. Damn, that sh*t's expensive.



Does this mean I'm going to evolve into the Star-Child soon? Because maybe then I'll figure out how to get the butter. *sigh*

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ps.: Just so you know, this wasn't the post I had intended to write, but I'm very distracted and certainly not very evolved right now.