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Saturday, December 20, 2008

A Girl Likes to Know You've Had a Good Time

From the immensely enjoyable "Dating: Do's and Don'ts." Part 1

Part 2

I wanted to share some advice with you for the weekend, just in case you've got a Hot Date with Woody, or Anne. Or both.

I am now addicted to the Prelinger Archives, from last night's presentation. I'll share more about that later (it was awesome), but right now I have to learn How to Be Well Groomed. ("Sue avoids red nail polish since it would call attention to her stubby hands.")


Dru December 20, 2008 at 12:26 PM  

Those were awesome :) I want pajamas like Sue has too...

tangobaby December 20, 2008 at 12:31 PM  

Me too! But I really liked that it was a whole ensemble, with the robe with the shoulder pads and the little head scarf. She was so put together.


Brook December 20, 2008 at 12:43 PM  

OMG! My 16yr old hasn't been on a date yet and she will be watching these soonest! Holy Crap! These are the funniest things I've seen in awhile. And I'll need to spiff up on pj ensembles as well. Can't answer the phone all schlumpy you know.

tangobaby December 20, 2008 at 12:49 PM  

@Brook: Seriously. That's a lot of pressure to have to look that good in your pj's.

I like that your blog is named blogbaby. It's almost like we're related or something. ;-)

Hope you daughter appreciates your new "instructional videos." I hope that she's already started her period because those sex ed videos are really over the top.

~K December 20, 2008 at 12:58 PM  

How do you ask for a date? what about this?

"Hey baby hmmm I'd like to tap that!"


"hey sugar how about some fries with that shake"

or if worse comes to worse just take to her the movies and slip your mini-me into the bottom of the popcorn bowl!

I'm sorry ..what? Chicks don't really dig that? Giggity Goggity :-D

tangobaby December 20, 2008 at 1:17 PM  

~K: I'm sure if you watch the video again, I think you'll agree that Anne would not have enjoyed those particular questions from Woody.

But maybe Betty would have. Poor Betty. She really got the shaft because she was boring.

I hope these videos have given you a better understanding of the Female Mind. I know they have helped me immensely and I'm already female.

Char December 20, 2008 at 3:41 PM  

Man...stubby hands, that's just rude Mr. Narrator. :) I loved these

tangobaby December 20, 2008 at 4:02 PM  

Char, I thought that was messed up, too. I mean, hell, she irons her clothes and helps her brother. So she's not a hand model? WTF.

Rude, indeed.

Paris Atelier December 20, 2008 at 8:51 PM  

Hahaha! I'm going to get new Pj's!

chaos in one body December 21, 2008 at 10:35 AM  

these videos are hilarious.

i wish guys these days would take a girl out on a date period. they think going to a bar with a group sounds like a date.

i know many guys that should watch these videos and learn a little of this.

i have to admit i have relearned a little bit of manners in these videos myself. lol