Mom strikes again (and NO, it's not my job. Supposedly we have someone employed here called an office manager).
8/22, 2:22 PM
The refrigerator has undergone a massively overdue cleaning and restocking.
I am guessing that most questionable/possible Bio-Hazard items have been destroyed, including the hairy carrots (you know who you are).
The ancient yogurts (dated April), emaciated blueberries, Ming Dynasty-era Chinese food and very odd-looking shriveled Camembert (that was what the label said it was) have gone to the giant landfill in the sky.
Let’s start things anew and keep our little refrigerator pretty.
ps. If I did throw out your lunch accidentally, I apologize.
pps. I accidentally did throw out someone's lunch, but he did agree that it was stinky and gross.