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Friday, September 26, 2008

So Much for My Friday Night


And here I was all set to go to a debate-watching party after work, ready to skewer this guy with my elitist San Francisco wit and smartypants-ness and eat hot dogs with other like-minded souls who have not yet succumbed to the fantasy that this election is already over.

So, I ask you...in what space-time dimension am I living these days?

I thought the debate was tonight.

Apparently I missed it.

Did John McCain fix the economy and win the debate while I was sleeping? My god, he's fast! I'm sure I'll wake up tomorrow and we'll already be invading Iraq AND Russia under President Palin.


If the Federal Government had its shit together, they would just start spiking our water supply with lithium. It would just make things so much easier for all of us.


Elizabeth September 26, 2008 at 12:56 PM  

You crack me up. Have a fabulous weekend anyway!!

P September 26, 2008 at 2:08 PM  

Such a great post. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? GAHHHHH! I CAN'T STAND IT! (Do I keep saying that? I think I do.)

tangobaby September 26, 2008 at 2:20 PM  

Hi elizabeth,

When I was a little kid, on my report card in school, my teachers used to write that I was a "self starter" meaning that I could always find stuff to do and keep myself busy.

Now I look at myself as a "self-cracker-upper." I'm glad it works for you, too!

Have a fun weekend yourself!

Hi p,

Yeah, you do say GAHHHHH! a lot now. But I say ACK! a lot and I've been swearing like a sailor lately, so I understand where you're coming from.

Don't worry about it.

Limerick Tango September 26, 2008 at 5:38 PM  

Dear God they're faster than the title='Chinese publish tales from space, even before take-off'>Chinese media!

namastenancy September 26, 2008 at 5:44 PM  

Maybe they think that if they announce "he wins! he wins!" loudly enough, nobody will notice the lies and lack of substance. I'm say a lot of gaaaaa and four letter words these days myself. I'm on a couple of discussion lists and was amazed when people started blaming Carter and Clinton for our current mess. Crazy but I guess it had to happen. Heaven forbid that anybody point the finger of blame at the neo-coms or any of their flock look in the mirror or at their leadership with some intelligence. Gaaaaa is right.

robin bird September 26, 2008 at 8:00 PM  

oh you are sharp! so full of with and fast comebacks. sara palin would turn to mush if she were debating you chicky :)

is is sara or sarah? i hope to god i never have to know!

robin bird September 26, 2008 at 8:01 PM  

a cracker upper??!! i love that you think you're funny and entertain yourself as well as us!

b September 28, 2008 at 8:35 AM  


mrs. sarah ott September 29, 2008 at 7:01 AM  

haha, yah for lithium water lol. sweet bliss